February 2012
Anonymous asked: All odd numbers
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Lily Allen is my spirit animal, forever and always
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
I just want to toast to the winter break that I...
I really love my life
wholeworldinfrontofme:
i just remembered i might get my braces off tomorrow
five fucking years later
we gon be getting some ass soon
Yea so I never went out to hunt for that lizard. I passed out like ten minutes later.
sailortits:
“hey listen to this song!!!”
“okay!”
doesn’t listen but remains silent on chat for a couple minutes
“wow this is really good i like it!”
mcdrews:
if i like all your posts that’s my shy way of having a conversation with you
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softcore:
sometimes when i get really depressed/drink on my own i listen to nicki minaj
tonight is one of those nights
sometimes I get really drunk and get left on my own and think I see mythical lizards run across my road and go search for it
tonight is onw of those nights
in an hour, the hunt begins
I am so scared to do it
fsdkfjksf But I will survive in the cold and in the name of drunk scientific discovery to find this mythical lizard or two legged cat or whatever the fuck that tan scaly creature that me and my sober dad saw
I will bring a crabbing net, a plastic shopping bag, and a heavy stick just in case of self defense
I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I GET IT
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I can not I CAN NOT i am searching for this thing the minute my dad is asleep, I am probably gonna get KILLED
i will prevAIL
I am so fucking bothered by this fucking thing
Like really what the fuck just ran across the road. Like, I researched all the lizards that live on Long Island, and there is two and none of them are tall enough.
I don’t think I’m that that wasted where I’m imagining shit and my dad is definitely not, either way it was two houses down from mine and I’m freaked out omG
My dad and I were driving my friends home and we...
Meanwhile we live on Long Island, New York and it’s February so it’s 30 degrees or lower with the wind chill so WTF WAS THAT