zodiacsociety:

Zodiac Signs During Confrontations

 The Pisces one is completely wrong, at least for me
i wish i could be like cook :c

volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

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promo4homo:

malformalady:

Giant African land snails are routinely confiscated at airports as they are very popular as pets in the Western world. The species isn’t currently under threat of extinction, but they are considered an invasive species so imports are tightly regulated. There is a population of these snails spreading in Coral Gables, Florida.

it looks like a dragon’s foreskin
 
omfg
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She wants the D(estruction of patriarchy)

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grumpycake:

Want